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  Collected Short Fiction

  G.C. Edmondson

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  About G.C. Edmondson

  Bibliography

  Short Fiction Bibliography: chronological

  Short Fiction Bibliography: alphabetical

  Fiction Series

  1955

  Blessed are the Meek

  1956

  Technological Retreat

  1957

  The Inferlab Project

  The Status Quo Peddlers

  The Demancipator

  Rescue

  Stop Being a Sucker

  Renaissance

  1958

  A Pound of Prevention

  1959

  The Misfit

  “From Caribou to Carry Nation”

  1960

  The Galactic Calabash

  Ringer

  The Sign of the Goose

  1961

  The Country Boy

  1963

  The World Must Never Know

  1964

  The Third Bubble

  1970

  Nobody Believes an Indian

  1972

  The Tempolluters

  1973

  One Plus One Equals Eleven

  1974

  Tube

  1980

  All that Glitters

  1981

  Written on the Water

  1990

  Strong Blood

  1994

  Tinhorn from Tarshish

  G.C. Edmondson was the working name of science fiction author Garry Edmonson (full name “José Mario Garry Ordoñez Edmondson y Cotton”).

  Born in Rachauchitlán, Tabasco, Mexico on October 11, 1922, his family moved to Washington state very early in his life.

  G.C. Edmondson served as a U.S. Marine in World War II, where he honed his multi-lingual skills.

  Although generally called a science fiction writer he also wrote Westerns (novels only) using the names Kelly P. Gast, J.B. Masterson, and Jack Logan. As he could also speak six languages he did translating work as well.

  He published his first sf, “Blessed are the Meek” with Astounding in 1955, and was active in the magazines for the next decade, particularly in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, where his “Mad Friend” stories appeared. Later assembled as Stranger than You Think, they describe the effects their narrator’s mad friend manages to elicit from the world about him, and his explanations thereof. Edmondson’s first novel, The Ship that Sailed the Time Stream and its sequel, To Sail the Century Sea, are amusingly and graphically told “Fantastic-Voyage”[*] tales involving a US ship and its inadvertent time travels. They remain his most successful books.

  Several writers, including Gardner Dozois, tend to consider him as a neglected author.

  G.C. Edmondson died on December 14, 1995 in San Diego, California.

  [*] The fantastic voyage is one of the oldest literary forms, and remains one of the basic frameworks for the casting of literary fantasies. Of the prose forms extant before the development of the novel in the eighteenth century, the fantastic voyage is the most important in the ancestry of sf.

  BIBLIOGRAPHY

  Novels

  The Ship That Sailed the Time Stream (1965)

  Chapayeca (1971)

  T.H.E.M. (1974)

  The Aluminum Man (1975)

  The Man Who Corrupted Earth (1980)

  To Sail the Century Sea (1981)

  Star Slaver (1983)

  The Takeover (1984)

  The Cunningham Equations (1986)

  The Black Magician (1986)

  Maximum Effort (1987)

  Star Slaver (1983)

  Chapbooks

  Blessed Are the Meek (2007)

  Collections

  Stranger Than You Think (1965)

  Omnibus

  The Ship That Sailed the Time Stream/Stranger Than You Think (1965)

  SHORT FICTION BIBLIOGRAPHY

  CHRONOLOGICAL

  1955

  Blessed Are the Meek, Astounding Science Fiction, September 1955

  1956

  Technological Retreat, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, May 1956

  1957

  The Inferlab Project, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, February 1957

  The Status Quo Peddlers, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, April 1957

  The Demancipator, Science Fiction Stories, May 1957

  Rescue, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, June 1957

  Stop Being a Sucker, Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, November 1957

  Renaissance, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, December 1957

  1958

  The Way of the Hunter, Argosy, April 1958

  A Pound of Prevention, Infinity Science Fiction, April 1958

  The Man from Tarshish, Argosy, July 1958

  The Will of Anselmo, Double-Action Detective and Mystery Stories, September 1958

  1959

  The Misfit, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, February 1959

  “From Caribou to Carry Nation”, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, November 1959

  1960

  The Galactic Calabash, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, January 1960

  Ringer, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, April 1960

  The Sign of the Goose, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, August 1960

  1961

  The Country Boy, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, May 1961

  1963

  The World Must Never Know, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, April 1963

  1964

  The Third Bubble, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, June 1964

  1967

  A Question of Translation, Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, December 1967

  1970

  Nobody Believes an Indian, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, May 1970

  1972

  The Tempolluters, Infinity Four, November 1972

  1973

  One Plus One Equals Eleven, Analog Science Fiction/Science Fact, January 1973

  1974

  Tube, If, July/August, July 1974

  1980

  All That Glitters, Stellar #5: Science-Fiction Stories, May 1980

  1981

  Written on the Water, Isaac Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine, August 31, 1981

  1990

  Strong Blood, Death’s Head Rebellion, December 1990

  1994

  Tinhorn from Tarshish, Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine, April 1994

  SHORT FICTION BIBLIOGRAPHY

  ALPHABETICAL

  A Pound of Prevention, Infinity Science Fiction, April 1958

  A Question of Translation, Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, December 1967

  A Time for Praying, [unpublished]

  All That Glitters, Stellar #5: Science-Fiction Stories, May 1980

  Blessed Are the Meek, Astounding Science Fiction, September 1955

  The Country Boy, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, May 1961

  The Demancipator, Science Fiction Stories, May 1957

  “From Caribou to Carry Nation”, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, November 1959

  The Galactic Calabash, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, January 1960

  The Inferlab Project
, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, February 1957

  The Man from Tarshish, Argosy, July 1958

  The Misfit, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, February 1959

  Nobody Believes an Indian, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, May 1970

  One Plus One Equals Eleven, Analog Science Fiction/Science Fact, January 1973

  Renaissance, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, December 1957

  Rescue, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, June 1957

  Ringer, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, April 1960

  The Sign of the Goose, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, August 1960

  The Status Quo Peddlers, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, April 1957

  Stop Being a Sucker, Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, November 1957

  Strong Blood, Death’s Head Rebellion, December 1990

  Technological Retreat, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, May 1956

  The Tempolluters, Infinity Four, November 1972

  The Third Bubble, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, June 1964

  Tinhorn from Tarshish, Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine, April 1994

  Tube, If, July/August 1974

  The Way of the Hunter, Argosy, April 1958

  The Will of Anselmo, Double-Action Detective and Mystery Stories, September 1958

  The World Must Never Know, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, April 1963

  Written on the Water, Isaac Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine, August 31, 1981

  FICTION SERIES

  [C] = Collection

  [N] = Novel

  [SF] = Short Story/Novelette

  Cunningham Equations

  The Cunningham Equations (1986) [N]

  The Black Magician (1986) [N]

  Maximum Effort (1987) [N]

  Mad Friend

  The Misfit (1959) [SF]

  “From Caribou to Carry Nation” (1959) [SF]

  The Galactic Calabash (1960) [SF]

  The Sign of the Goose (1960) [SF]

  The Country Boy (1961) [SF]

  The World Must Never Know (1963) [SF]

  The Third Bubble (1964) [SF]

  Stranger Than You Think (1965) [C]

  Nobody Believes an Indian (1970) [SF]

  Written on the Water (1981) [SF]

  Spaceways

  Star Slaver (1983) [N]

  The Ship That Sailed the Time Stream

  The Ship That Sailed the Time Stream (1965) [N]

  To Sail the Century Sea (1981) [N]

  1955

  Blessed are the Meek

  Every strength is a weakness, and every weakness is a strength. And when the Strong start smashing each other’s strength . . . the Weak may turn out to be, instead, the Wise.

  The strangers landed just before dawn, incinerating a good li of bottom land in the process. Their machines were already busily digging up the topsoil. The Old One watched, squinting into the morning sun. He sighed, hitched up his saffron robes and started walking down toward the strangers.

  Griffin turned, not trying to conceal his excitement. “You’re the linguist, see what you can get out of him.”

  “I might,” Kung Su ventured sourly, “if you’d go weed the air machine or something. This is going to be hard enough without a lot of kibitzers cramping my style and scaring Old Pruneface here half to death.”

  “I see your point,” Griffin answered. He turned and started back toward the diggings. “Let me know if you make any progress with the local language.” He stopped whistling and strove to control the jauntiness of his gait. Must be the lower gravity and extra oxygen, he thought. I haven’t bounced along like this for thirty years. Nice place to settle down if some promoter doesn’t turn it into an old folks home. He sighed and glanced over the diggings. The rammed earth walls were nearly obliterated by now. Nothing lost, he reflected. It’s all on tape and they’re no different from a thousand others at any rate.

  Griffin opened a door in the transparent bubble from which Albahez was operating the diggers. “Anything?” he inquired.

  “Nothing so far,” Albahez reported. “What’s the score on this job? I missed the briefing.”

  “How’d you make out on III, by the way?”

  “Same old stuff, pottery shards and the usual junk. See it once and you’ve seen it all.”

  “Well,” Griffin began, “it looks like the same thing here again. We’ve pretty well covered this system and you know how it is. Rammed earth walls here and there, pottery shards, flint, bronze and iron artifacts and that’s it. They got to the iron age on every planet and then blooey.”

  “Artifacts all made for humanoid hands I suppose. I wonder if they were close enough to have crossbred with humans.”

  “I couldn’t say,” Griffin observed dryly. “From the looks of Old Pruneface I doubt if we’ll ever find a human female with sufficiently detached attitude to find out.”

  “Who’s Pruneface?”

  “He came ambling down out of the hills this morning and walked into camp.”

  “You mean you’ve actually found a live humanoid?”

  “There’s got to be a first time for everything.” Griffin opened the door and started climbing the hill toward Kung Su and Pruneface.

  “Well, have you gotten beyond the me, Charlie’ stage yet?” Griffin inquired at breakfast two days later.

  Kung Su gave an inscrutable East Los Angeles smile. “As a matter of fact, I’m a little farther along. Joe is amazingly cooperative.”

  “Joe?”

  “Spell it Chou if you want to be exotic. It’s still pronounced Joe and that’s his name. The language is monosyllabic and tonal. I happen to know a similar language.”

  “You mean this humanoid speaks Chinese?” Griffin was never sure whether Kung was ribbing him or not.

  “Not Chinese. The vocabulary is different but the syntax and phonemes are nearly identical. I’ll speak it perfectly in a week. It’s just a question of memorizing two or three thousand new words. Incidentally, Joe wants to know why you’re digging up his bottom land. He was all set to flood it today.”

  “Don’t tell me he plants rice!” Griffin exclaimed.

  “I don’t imagine it’s rice, but it needs flooding whatever it is.”

  “Ask him how many humanoids there are on this planet.”

  “I’m way ahead of you, Griffin. He says there are only a few thousand left. The rest were all destroyed in a war with the barbarians.”

  “Barbarians?”

  “They’re extinct.”

  “How many races were there?”

  “I’ll get to that if you’ll stop interrupting,” Kung rejoined testily. “Joe says there are only two kinds of people, his own dark, straighthaired kind and the barbarians. They have curly hair, white skin and round eyes. You’d pass for a barbarian, according to Joe, only you don’t have a faceful of hair. He wants to know how things are going on the other planets.”

  “I suppose that’s my cue to break into a cold sweat and feel a premonition of disaster.” Griffin tried to smile and almost made it.

  “Not necessarily, but it seems our iron-age man is fairly well informed in extraplanetary affairs.”

  “I guess I’d better start learning the language.”

  Thanks to the spade work Kung Su had done in preparing hypno-recordings, Griffin had a working knowledge of the Rational People’s language eleven days later when he sat down to drink herb infused hot water with Joe and other Old Ones in the low-roofed wooden building around which clustered a village of two hundred humanoids. He fidgeted through interminable ritualistic cups of hot water. Eventually Joe hid his hands in the sleeves of his robe and turned with an air of polite inquiry. Now we get down to business, Griffin thought.

  “Joe, you know by now why we’re digging up your bottom land. We’ll recompense you in one way or another. Meanwhile, could you give me a little local history?”
/>   Joe smiled like a well-nourished bodhisattva. “Approximately how far back would you like me to begin?”

  “At the beginning.”

  “How long is a year on your planet?” Joe inquired.

  “Your year is eight and a half days longer. Our day is three hundred heartbeats longer than yours.” Joe nodded his thanks. “More water?”

  Griffin declined, suppressing a shudder.

  “Five million years ago we were limited to one planet,” Joe began. “The court astronomer had a vision of our planet in flames. I imagine you’d say our sun was about to nova. The empress was disturbed and ordered a convocation of seers. One fasted overlong and saw an answer. As the dying seer predicted the Son of Heaven came with fire-breathing dragons. The fairest of maidens and the strongest of our young men were taken to serve his warriors. We served them honestly and faithfully. A thousand years later their empire collapsed leaving us scattered across the universe, Three thousand years later a new race of barbarians conquered our planets. We surrendered naturally and soon were serving our new masters. Five hundred years passed and they destroyed themselves. This has been the pattern of our existence from that day to this.”

  “You mean you’ve been slaves for five million years?” Griffin was incredulous.

  “Servitude has ever been a refuge for the scholar and the philosopher.”

  “But what point is there in such a life? Why do you continue living this way?”

  “What is the point in any way of life? Continued existence. Personal immortality is neither desirable nor possible. We settled for perpetuation of the race.”

  “But what about self-determination? You know enough astronomy to understand novae. Surely you realize it could happen again. What would you do without a technology to build spaceships?”

  “Many stars have gone nova during our history. Usually the barbarians came in time. When they didn’t—”

  “You mean you don’t really care?”

  “All barbarians ask that sooner or later,” Joe smiled. “Sometimes toward the end they even accuse us of destroying them. We don’t. Every technology bears the seeds of its own destruction. The stars are older than the machinery that explores them.”

  “You used technology to get from one system to another.”